If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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