We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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