Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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