He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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