i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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