do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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