This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
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there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
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Just pee around me
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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