is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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