Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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