Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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