you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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