belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
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