I'm eating all of the evidence.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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