idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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