Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
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Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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