And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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