I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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