I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
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Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
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While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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