I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Text me some of your sweat
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