She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
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Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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