New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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