I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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