So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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