how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
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He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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