Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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