I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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