yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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