Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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