I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
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