Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I supernannyed him into submission
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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