I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
i believe in u and ur pee
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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