girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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