Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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