I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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