haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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