after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
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Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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