you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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