What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
did you just send me my own nude
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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