all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
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We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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