Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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