i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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