It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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