But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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