dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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