my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
