is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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