try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
God, I missed his penis.
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