One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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