Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
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