And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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