I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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