You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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