respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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