This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
soo... how was my night?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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