What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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