He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
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I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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